About

Hey.  This is my website.  This is my third or fourth go at having one of these things.  I get bored quickly.  Hope things work out better this time.  I’m a comedian based out of Philadelphia.  I’m in Portland this week.  It’s raining outside.  More on that in my next blog post.  I really like making people laugh, baseball, and Jelly Belly jelly beans.  I’d like to think that my strong work ethic defines me as a person.  I love to travel and feel very fortunate that comedy gives me that opportunity.  My goal one day is to perform in all 50 states.  Yep, even you, South Dakota.  Want to send me an e-mail about booking me for a gig?  Just to say hello?  Want to forward me a message about how to make my junk bigger?  Hit me up.  pat AT patbarkercomedy.com.  Or follow me on all these dumbass social networks (Facebook, Twitter, etc.).  I look forward to being your best friend.